Thursday, November 17, 2011

Fucking Your Pets Increases Genital Cancer



A new study shows that screwing animals with will lead to penis cancer. NO!!!!!! YOU DON'T SAYYYYYY!! Well it figures if you go against the natural existence and acts of nature and ways of god then you will be dealt with accordingly and plagued with disease. I would like to know (honestly i don't want to know) who did they find for these studies to come up with the statistics, and who the hell wanted to know about this shit anyway. Was this really something an academic wanted to pursue for social awareness? Well hopefully this study would put a damper on those torturing little kittens, dogs and  farm animals. These days i am pretty sure technology has caught up were there is a significant amount of toys in the adult market that help protect the animals from sicko humans. As for protecting yourself, hey guys throw on a knapsack, head over to your local college campus and grab a handful of condoms...they are usually giving them out by the shitloads!
~Sooka~
If You Have To Defile Poor Kittens, At Least Wrap It Up

For some people, there's a very fine line between man's best friend ... and man's best friend with benefits. According to a new study that shows risk for penis cancer goes up when you have sex with animals, perhaps you should draw that line a little more clearly.


A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine has found that men who have sex with their barnyard buddies have TWICE the chance of developing penile cancer than men who stick to humans.



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